From the warped minds of the people who brought you the award winning stachetastic...
"Mulletizer App: Because Everyone Looks Better With a Mullet."
-GEEKSUGAR.COM
"Top Apps!" - MacLife Magazine July 2009
As mullet aficionados, we believe the once popular (and sexy) haircut known as the Mullet has gotten a bad-rap. Once praised by the masses, the mullet has been reduced to relative obscurity in public. THIS MUST END!!! Therefore we offer the Mulletizer - a powerful application for the iPhone to bring the mullet back to its former glory.
Quickly mullet-ize your friends, coworkers and family, all in seconds letting them see how much better they would look if they were graced with a sexy mullet.
Perfect for dating sites - dont have sexy short front long back hair? Simply apply the mullet-izer to your photos before posting them online, and we guarantee the ladies will be fighting over themselves to get a date with you.
Dont let your short/corporate friendly haircut give people the wrong impression anymore, mulletize and let people know that you like to party in the rear and that White Snake still Rulez.
GREAT MEN OF THE MULLET INCLUDE: MacGyver, Captain Planet, Solid Snake, and Now YOU!
Manly & sexy options for mulletization include:
the backyard party
the tennesse tophat
the kentucky waterfall
The canadian passport
The ape drape
the achy-breaky
the hockey head.
Dont forget to accessorize and add:
cigarettes
Beer Helmets
trucker staches
Bad dentisty
OTHER APPS YOULL LOVE:
- Stachetastic
- Newsifier
- Sexy Spin
- 80s hairoids
- Demoralizer (coming soon)
- ScanMaster
- The Moron Test
- Pocket God
- Flight Control
- Emergency Radio